"You know I'm only doing this because YOU want to, right?" she asked.
"I do," I said "I fully acknowledge that it's my idea."
"Okay," she said. "I wouldn't want you to think that I find Carl, you know, sexually interesting." She had a funny little smile. "He IS cute though. Do you think he's big? I mean, he likely is, right?"
My jaw dropped. "I suppose he is," I stuttered.
"I'm just kidding," she giggled. "I'm quite certain he is. And of course I find him sexually interesting."