Hey gorgeous. Did he tell you he asked me? And that I said, "Hell yeah! How about this weekend?"
He told me. I hope you didn't taunt him or anything like that.
No way. Did he say I did?
No. He just looked really sad and said to me: "I have a small dick," and "you should talk to Bryson."
Damn. That's kind of sorry. But on the other hand, I cannot wait to fuck you!
Well you're not going to if you're rude about it. OMG, I can't believe I agreed to do this.