"So did you... you know?" I asked my wife when she returned from her date.
"What? Fuck him?
No, not after a first date, babe.
I DID give him a blowjob, though."
"Oh shit. Did you swallow?"
"Yeah, I got pretty much all of it. You would have been proud of me."
"Did he cum a lot?"
"More than you, but not as much as I thought he would. He had some really huge fucking balls."