"Did you have a visitor after I left for work this morning?" I asked.
She grinned. "Brian.
I like a dirty little quickie on a Monday to gel my week off to a good start."
"Quickie, huh?"
"Well, not THAT quick, maybe. But with him, even a zippy fuck goes a long way."
I imagined his huge tool pounding into my wife's light little pussy. Just like she'd hoped I would. "I bet," I groaned.
She just laughed.