"I used that extra large dildo you had me buy," my wife told her sister. "And you were right. About the... feeling But..."
"But what?"
"I don't know. It was like there was something missing."
"Well of course there was, little sister, you didn't have the real thing, the living, breathing man attached to that big dick. Not to mention the best part, the exploding part, so to speak, the release of... you know."